I just don't know what to say. The site that brought you all those trashy kid's Halloween costumes is now promoting some new Turkey Day traditions. Here are some pictures with their real marketing slogans:
"Salem Witch Teen: Anything But Pure"
"Sexy Indian Girl Adult: Move Over Pocahontas"
"Tribal Tease: Barefoot Huntress"
Yup - if you were pining for Halloween, with all its offensive racial stereotypes and sexualization of America's youth, well, pine no more.